Twisted Twilight

In case you haven't noticed, I am in the process of moving this story to TWCS right now. UP to chapter 12 is not listed on there, and hopefully I will have the rest posted in the next couple of weeks. Then, once that is done, I will finish this story. Yep! Hopefully this year!

I really haven't forgotten all you ATTT lovers, I have just been crazy busy with real life, a new baby girl, a three year old wonder-boy, a crazy work environment and whew... I'm just tired from thinking of all that.

I love this story and I want it completed as much as you do. Really. I do.

To encourage me, show me some review love :)

I feel I have neglected you all horribly; updating has been rough the last couple of months. I have lots of personal stuff going on and my writing plate is overflowing ... Yes all my fault; I am aware. To make a teeny amends, here is a mini-clip from my next chappie.... enjoy please.

MPOV
Isabella. The fucking mutt wants Bella.

The knowledge of this enraged me, for reasons I didn’t understand. Perhaps it was due her fragility, something which primitive werewolves would not understand, or treat with care. They were stronger and extremely resilient; slow to age and quick to heal. Deeper embedded was simple hatred for the species as a whole; killing vampires while professing they are less of a monster because of it. Protecting humans, they claim. The legends were not foreign to me. According to these legends, the Quileute became “wolves” to protect one of their own who was under the attack of a vampire. From there the legends took form: huge wolfish beasts roaming the forest, protecting humans from “monsters like us”. While in actuality this protection stemmed from self-preservation and the urge for vengeance against wrongs done to their kind, not selflessness or concern for mankind: simply another type of monster, looking for redemption through human’s eyes.

Isabella deserves better; these impulsive beasts have no control over their emotions!

I shook my head, knowing that a vampire mate was not exactly the best fit for this endearing and vibrant woman either, even though it was what she seemed to want. To be one of us; who in their right minds wanted to be damned for eternity? It was mind-boggling, to say the least! She was drawn in by our beauty, elegance and grace. She yearned to be more than a “simple human”. Ironically enough, most vampires would give anything for such simplicity. Yet one more example that one always wants what they don’t have. The question remains: Would she regret the decision once she were changed? Or once again yearn for an unknown perfection elsewhere?

I am so excited to share that my baby (this story of course), has been accepted by Twilighted.net. This means more readers have access to my insanity! I want to take this moment to welcome any twilighted.net readers to my blog page, and suggest that you don't read too many of the posts if you have just started my tale. Currently only the first two chapters are posted on twilighted, so if you need to know more RIGHT NOW, please visit my fanfiction link to your right and you can read the story up to chatper 35 there. HEre is the new link, just in case someo f my readers want to flashback to the beginning of my Edward and Bella adventure!  A Twisted Twilight Tale

I love all my readers and hope you continue to enjoy my writing!

~Ivy

My readers are so nice to me that i decided today to post the titles of the story's last 12 chapters. So without further ado, please look for:

Chapter 29 ~ Intervention
Chapter 30 ~ The Wall Crumbles
Chapter 31 ~ Volturian Prince
Chapter 32 ~ One Fine Day
Chapter 33 ~ The Secret / The Meadow
Chapter 34 ~ Understanding the Demon
Chapter 35 ~ My Best Friend
Chapter 36 ~ Dog Fight
Chapter 37 ~ A Threat and a Promise
Chapter 38 ~ The Request of a Lover
Chapter 39 ~ A Decision to Make
Chapter 40 ~ Happliy Ever After?

This makes the end sound so close, doesn't it? But no worries, i still have to write them out, don't I??

~Ivy

Hello lovelies, It's Spencer here.


I have hajacked the blog today; because my poor writer is a bit distraught.


She is an overemotional creature, and takes all her readers' opinions extremely seriously. Almost too seriously if you ask me, but hell... Who the hell asks me? She asked you all who i should dabble with (not that I mind Angel; she is my sweet salvation, but i dissemble), instead of asking me! She gave Edward to Bella, because she felt from her reviews that it was what the readers wanted, even thought it was not her original intention (probably shouldn't have let that cat out of the bag... here kitty kitty, ha!). She is sweet, no? She tries to accomodate everyone, which puts a monkeywrench in her plot sometimes.


~Cracks neck muscles  and stretches shoulders dramatically, flexing muscles~


But allow me to intervene in what seems to be an unusually common problem in fan fiction today. Yah yah, I hear you snickering females, "hehe Spikey reads FF", yah well um NO! I do not partake in such drivel. However, I have peeked over Ivy's shoulder as she reads her favorites and gets all sparked up when one of her favorite stories gets a over-critical review, and i think at times it is just plain catty stuff. She has even hesitated over writing reviews on the stories she reads because she doesn't want to hurt an author's feelings, like EVER! Listen ladies; let me lean in towards the screen so you can hear me better.


~Leans forward, crossing his arms over his skin tight wife-beater (A shirt). ~


This stuff is called Fan Fiction for a reason. It's written by fans, for other fans to enjoy. So maybe one ought to look at the description and if you don't like what you read... Well lovelies, simply DON'T READ IT! Don't make my writer sad and forelorned and doubt her talent, because other readers actually do enjoy the stories, or  she would have stopped a long time ago. Keep your reviews positive and constructive, because although my and other writers do love feedback, they do not need to be told how to write their story. You want a "happy fluffy bunny" Edward and Bella love story... then by all means FIND ONE! And if you want to read a story that is a mirror of Twilight, then i suggest you REREAD TWILIGHT! But what you should not do, to any writer, is read their stories and pick millions of holes in it. It is completely impolite! You can always write your own stuff, right? Exactly dearlings!


Now if I found any of you naughty ladies, I would punish you for such nastiness. I would bend you over a table, take out my riding crop, and show you a little "affection" with it and other apendages that I shall not overtly describe here today. You would beg for mercy; I have none. You think Edward had violent tendencies, my pretties, well I make that tiger look like a freaking kitten! I am a freaking demon in bed, ask Angel... ok don't ask her right now, she will probably look at you like you have three heads... but trust me i am a mascohistic machine in the sack! I would not be gentle nor romantic, but I would get my point across, savvy? ARGH! I hate that stupid word my sister always uses; why does she get that shit stuck in my head? But you get the point, I gather.Oh and even though you would learn your lesson, you would love every freaky, perverted minute of it, because you wouldn't read these types of stories if you didn't, lol!


And for the record, if you do not like myself or my "siblings", well sod off! We do not need your approval, only Madam Lane's, thank you very much! Now I am going to respectfully tell my writer to take a freaking chill pill and write her story for the people who really do, believe it or not, seem to enjoy it, instead of sulking like a little girl who dropped her ice cream cone.


So for anyone who is intriuged by Edward and Bella's current adventure in A Twisted Twilight Tale should be pleased to know I locked sweet Ivy in her room with her laptop, and demanded she stop her sulking and finish that chapter, as some people are pretty anxious to read it, from what i have gathered. So she can't come out until it is done!


~ Spike Beaumont-Voltaire

Allo lovers! I know our dear writer tries to keep you in the dark on her story plot (most of the time), but i wanted to let you in on a little secret.

Edward thinks he is so very slick, does he not? Promising me a tattoo that he does not think will ever stick? What darling Edward doesn't know is I have very special equipment, custom made just for his sexy vampire ass, so he WILL have a tattoo before I am done with him, lovelies. I can't tell you what it entails, as Miss Lane will do something horrible to me or my family. ~sniffle~ ... ~wink~

The question is, what should I mark his eternal body with, eh? And where should i put it? Give me some ideas, and maybe he'll get his before this Twisted Tale is finished. If not, well I will mark that SOB in Howling @ The Half Moon, savvy?

Howling @ will not be started until December at least, as my writer won't start it until her first "baby" is done, and she wants to do something special with it for someone for the holidays, so expect it to wrap up in about November...

Oh shit I don't think she wanted me to tell you that...


~Gotta Run

Ivy Beaumont-Voltaire

BPOV


How dare he? I thought as I paced my bedroom, rage filling my body as I checked the clock for the umpteenth time. Twenty minutes late. Of all days, he decides today he needs to stand me up? After following me around like a lapdog for weeks, reminding me time and time again that i was "his". After insisting that he escort me today. Professing he loved me above all things? What possible reason could he have to neglect to pick me up for my mother's art show premiere?


The knock on the door snapped me out of my reverie, and I rushed to the door, preparing mentally to give him hell. My plans evaporated as I realized it was not Edward knocking, but Mik, looking incredibly anxious. "Isabella," he blurted out, nodding his head in a bow, his brows furrowed in concentration. It always amazed me how polite and elequant The Cullens and their kin were; Mik was always beyond respectful. "I have to talk to you. Can i come in?"


"I don't have much time Mik, Edward should be here any minute. My mother is having an art show today in Seattle this afternoon, and i am afraid we are already late." I peeked out the door to see if his car was in fron of the house yet. No such luck.


"Yeah, well." he paused, stretching the musles in his neck before continuing. "about that. That is what i wanted to talk to you about. Edward. See... well..." he took a deep breath and squared his shoulders, releasing the breath in a whoosh. "Edward isn't coming." he glances at me expectantly, awaiting my reaction anxiously.


My mouth dropped open in shock. He wasn't coming? To one of my mother's shining moments? "What?" I asked dumbfounded, half dazed from the blow that simple sentence caused with me. "How.Could. He?"


"Listen Bella." he said, startling me. I was always Isabella to him, more respectful, he would always say. his using my nickname now grabbed my attention. He reached out to touch my shoulder, looking into me eyes with his flashing green ones. "there is something that... well... i need to tell you. About Edward. About us."


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Are we on the edge of our seats yet?