Twisted Twilight

Allo to all you Twisted Twilight readers. Yep, it's me, Miss Ivy Voltaire herself, hacking into my writer's blog page to defend myself against any people who deem me hate-worthy. I fear her writing is making me look like quite the troublemaker. I assure you I am mostly innocent!

I am stuck between two extremes, life and death. Although my heart beats, I walk the lifestyle of a creature of the night, enjoying pain and violence to stimulate my overly sexual nature. I bleed, proving life. Yet I heal miraculously, like an immortal. Its really quite a bitch to be me. Now add one hot vegetarian vampire to my life. But Edward Cullen is gorgeous, elegant, well mannered and oozes seductiveness. Hot enough to make any girl, human or not, peel off their panties and throw them at him. The blood drinking thing, well that takes some getting used to. Blood smells nasty and looks unappetizing. Not for me! Any vampires I dated, well their breath smelt really really ... bloody. Turn off! So you answer the question you are all asking, No. No i am not trying to steal Edward away from his little human and no I am not going to use my gift to get him in any type of compromising position. I am mostly devoted to my sweet Mikhail, and will stay that way until he gives me a reason to dump his sorry ass! I do not like his friendship with little Bella; it may pose a definite problem.

But my reasoning for my by-play with Edward:

Firstly: Edward Cullen is one hot son of a bitch! Can you blame me for looking? Honestly, now can you? No i know you can't, because I bet you would whip him away from Bella too if you could.

Second: If you had a gift like mine and saw a perfect specimen such as he is would you not try to use it to your advantage at least once? Hmmmm??? So imagine how hard it is for me to keep myself in check.

Third: Why do i call him lover? Well... I don't think I need to explain myself there. I choose my pet names for my own reasons. And that is all I am going to say. You want to know more, then torture my writer (and my name stealer) about it. She is easy to break, I'll just sic Mikhail on her! She loves his sexy ass!