Twisted Twilight

My readers are so nice to me that i decided today to post the titles of the story's last 12 chapters. So without further ado, please look for:

Chapter 29 ~ Intervention
Chapter 30 ~ The Wall Crumbles
Chapter 31 ~ Volturian Prince
Chapter 32 ~ One Fine Day
Chapter 33 ~ The Secret / The Meadow
Chapter 34 ~ Understanding the Demon
Chapter 35 ~ My Best Friend
Chapter 36 ~ Dog Fight
Chapter 37 ~ A Threat and a Promise
Chapter 38 ~ The Request of a Lover
Chapter 39 ~ A Decision to Make
Chapter 40 ~ Happliy Ever After?

This makes the end sound so close, doesn't it? But no worries, i still have to write them out, don't I??

~Ivy

Hello lovelies, It's Spencer here.


I have hajacked the blog today; because my poor writer is a bit distraught.


She is an overemotional creature, and takes all her readers' opinions extremely seriously. Almost too seriously if you ask me, but hell... Who the hell asks me? She asked you all who i should dabble with (not that I mind Angel; she is my sweet salvation, but i dissemble), instead of asking me! She gave Edward to Bella, because she felt from her reviews that it was what the readers wanted, even thought it was not her original intention (probably shouldn't have let that cat out of the bag... here kitty kitty, ha!). She is sweet, no? She tries to accomodate everyone, which puts a monkeywrench in her plot sometimes.


~Cracks neck muscles  and stretches shoulders dramatically, flexing muscles~


But allow me to intervene in what seems to be an unusually common problem in fan fiction today. Yah yah, I hear you snickering females, "hehe Spikey reads FF", yah well um NO! I do not partake in such drivel. However, I have peeked over Ivy's shoulder as she reads her favorites and gets all sparked up when one of her favorite stories gets a over-critical review, and i think at times it is just plain catty stuff. She has even hesitated over writing reviews on the stories she reads because she doesn't want to hurt an author's feelings, like EVER! Listen ladies; let me lean in towards the screen so you can hear me better.


~Leans forward, crossing his arms over his skin tight wife-beater (A shirt). ~


This stuff is called Fan Fiction for a reason. It's written by fans, for other fans to enjoy. So maybe one ought to look at the description and if you don't like what you read... Well lovelies, simply DON'T READ IT! Don't make my writer sad and forelorned and doubt her talent, because other readers actually do enjoy the stories, or  she would have stopped a long time ago. Keep your reviews positive and constructive, because although my and other writers do love feedback, they do not need to be told how to write their story. You want a "happy fluffy bunny" Edward and Bella love story... then by all means FIND ONE! And if you want to read a story that is a mirror of Twilight, then i suggest you REREAD TWILIGHT! But what you should not do, to any writer, is read their stories and pick millions of holes in it. It is completely impolite! You can always write your own stuff, right? Exactly dearlings!


Now if I found any of you naughty ladies, I would punish you for such nastiness. I would bend you over a table, take out my riding crop, and show you a little "affection" with it and other apendages that I shall not overtly describe here today. You would beg for mercy; I have none. You think Edward had violent tendencies, my pretties, well I make that tiger look like a freaking kitten! I am a freaking demon in bed, ask Angel... ok don't ask her right now, she will probably look at you like you have three heads... but trust me i am a mascohistic machine in the sack! I would not be gentle nor romantic, but I would get my point across, savvy? ARGH! I hate that stupid word my sister always uses; why does she get that shit stuck in my head? But you get the point, I gather.Oh and even though you would learn your lesson, you would love every freaky, perverted minute of it, because you wouldn't read these types of stories if you didn't, lol!


And for the record, if you do not like myself or my "siblings", well sod off! We do not need your approval, only Madam Lane's, thank you very much! Now I am going to respectfully tell my writer to take a freaking chill pill and write her story for the people who really do, believe it or not, seem to enjoy it, instead of sulking like a little girl who dropped her ice cream cone.


So for anyone who is intriuged by Edward and Bella's current adventure in A Twisted Twilight Tale should be pleased to know I locked sweet Ivy in her room with her laptop, and demanded she stop her sulking and finish that chapter, as some people are pretty anxious to read it, from what i have gathered. So she can't come out until it is done!


~ Spike Beaumont-Voltaire

Allo lovers! I know our dear writer tries to keep you in the dark on her story plot (most of the time), but i wanted to let you in on a little secret.

Edward thinks he is so very slick, does he not? Promising me a tattoo that he does not think will ever stick? What darling Edward doesn't know is I have very special equipment, custom made just for his sexy vampire ass, so he WILL have a tattoo before I am done with him, lovelies. I can't tell you what it entails, as Miss Lane will do something horrible to me or my family. ~sniffle~ ... ~wink~

The question is, what should I mark his eternal body with, eh? And where should i put it? Give me some ideas, and maybe he'll get his before this Twisted Tale is finished. If not, well I will mark that SOB in Howling @ The Half Moon, savvy?

Howling @ will not be started until December at least, as my writer won't start it until her first "baby" is done, and she wants to do something special with it for someone for the holidays, so expect it to wrap up in about November...

Oh shit I don't think she wanted me to tell you that...


~Gotta Run

Ivy Beaumont-Voltaire

BPOV


How dare he? I thought as I paced my bedroom, rage filling my body as I checked the clock for the umpteenth time. Twenty minutes late. Of all days, he decides today he needs to stand me up? After following me around like a lapdog for weeks, reminding me time and time again that i was "his". After insisting that he escort me today. Professing he loved me above all things? What possible reason could he have to neglect to pick me up for my mother's art show premiere?


The knock on the door snapped me out of my reverie, and I rushed to the door, preparing mentally to give him hell. My plans evaporated as I realized it was not Edward knocking, but Mik, looking incredibly anxious. "Isabella," he blurted out, nodding his head in a bow, his brows furrowed in concentration. It always amazed me how polite and elequant The Cullens and their kin were; Mik was always beyond respectful. "I have to talk to you. Can i come in?"


"I don't have much time Mik, Edward should be here any minute. My mother is having an art show today in Seattle this afternoon, and i am afraid we are already late." I peeked out the door to see if his car was in fron of the house yet. No such luck.


"Yeah, well." he paused, stretching the musles in his neck before continuing. "about that. That is what i wanted to talk to you about. Edward. See... well..." he took a deep breath and squared his shoulders, releasing the breath in a whoosh. "Edward isn't coming." he glances at me expectantly, awaiting my reaction anxiously.


My mouth dropped open in shock. He wasn't coming? To one of my mother's shining moments? "What?" I asked dumbfounded, half dazed from the blow that simple sentence caused with me. "How.Could. He?"


"Listen Bella." he said, startling me. I was always Isabella to him, more respectful, he would always say. his using my nickname now grabbed my attention. He reached out to touch my shoulder, looking into me eyes with his flashing green ones. "there is something that... well... i need to tell you. About Edward. About us."


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Are we on the edge of our seats yet?

I wanted to update all my readers that i am on a temporary hiatus from A Twisted Twilight Tale, per a major problem I had yesterday after realizing that my 3000 word chapter, almost complete, had not saved properly. I was so angry, because I had competely rewritten it from the starting ch 26 i had on friday morning.


I can't even look at it right now. I am so disgusted. So i am using this time to work on my next story... Not posting it, just jotting down my notes. I am hoping that working on these will entice  me back to ATTT.


However, since my readers do enjoy ATTT, i am posting a future sneak peek, just to confirm that i WILL FINISH IT!!! I just need a break, and once my new mini arrives next week, i will have one computer for my writing, instead of emailing it to 3 different machines, thus adding potential for lost work.


Plus i am setting the new machine to save my work every 5 minutes. I cannot risk doing this to myself again. Go ahead and say it, Edward...


Edward looks at me and shakes his head, "Ivy, You are a Bubblehead!"


Thank you, Captain Obvious. Anyway. Next post is my sneak peek for ATTT.

Allo to all you Twisted Twilight readers. Yep, it's me, Miss Ivy Voltaire herself, hacking into my writer's blog page to defend myself against any people who deem me hate-worthy. I fear her writing is making me look like quite the troublemaker. I assure you I am mostly innocent!

I am stuck between two extremes, life and death. Although my heart beats, I walk the lifestyle of a creature of the night, enjoying pain and violence to stimulate my overly sexual nature. I bleed, proving life. Yet I heal miraculously, like an immortal. Its really quite a bitch to be me. Now add one hot vegetarian vampire to my life. But Edward Cullen is gorgeous, elegant, well mannered and oozes seductiveness. Hot enough to make any girl, human or not, peel off their panties and throw them at him. The blood drinking thing, well that takes some getting used to. Blood smells nasty and looks unappetizing. Not for me! Any vampires I dated, well their breath smelt really really ... bloody. Turn off! So you answer the question you are all asking, No. No i am not trying to steal Edward away from his little human and no I am not going to use my gift to get him in any type of compromising position. I am mostly devoted to my sweet Mikhail, and will stay that way until he gives me a reason to dump his sorry ass! I do not like his friendship with little Bella; it may pose a definite problem.

But my reasoning for my by-play with Edward:

Firstly: Edward Cullen is one hot son of a bitch! Can you blame me for looking? Honestly, now can you? No i know you can't, because I bet you would whip him away from Bella too if you could.

Second: If you had a gift like mine and saw a perfect specimen such as he is would you not try to use it to your advantage at least once? Hmmmm??? So imagine how hard it is for me to keep myself in check.

Third: Why do i call him lover? Well... I don't think I need to explain myself there. I choose my pet names for my own reasons. And that is all I am going to say. You want to know more, then torture my writer (and my name stealer) about it. She is easy to break, I'll just sic Mikhail on her! She loves his sexy ass!

This piece cracked me up as i wrote it, so i am gonna share... hehehe

BPOV
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My eyes sprung open as I realized there was something about my body I had never noticed before. I stared in shock at my abdomen, and the black symbol perched right above my mons near his hand.

Is…That…A… WHAT THE FUCK?!

“Edward…What in the fuck is THAT?!” I screeched, staring at what looked like a tattoo near my crotch. "Is that...a...tattoo?"

“Of course it is, love.” He replied innocently.

Son of a Bitch! What Happened Tonight?

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He is soooo naughty.... Hopefully this is done today, my beta probably won't have it edited until tomorrow morning however. Hope you are still with me!

Hi there peeples!!! I am a bit tipsy on Pinot Grisio (SHOCKER)... and have this sudden urge to post a small exerpt from chapter 16 (not named yet). Interested????

And no worries Bella and Edward lovers, Mik is not going to go after his friend's girl; he is just gonna add some spice to the story. I luv him ~grrrroooowwwl!!!

Anywho ~ tiny sneaky peek :)

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EPOV

My anger came at a very bad time. Mike was on the warpath and jealous rage threatened to overtake my common sense. I wanted to let Mik mutilate that threat to my relationship to Bella. But I knew I couldn’t let him reveal anything about our kind, and threaten not only himself but my entire family. His rushing headlong into battle would cause WAY too much attention to our kind. There was also the threat to Bella to consider, her being smack-dab in the middle of the entire mess. Jacob was trying to warn her away from me, and flirting overtly in the process. I was really starting to hate that mutt. I broke into a run, trying to get to Jacob first; before Mik reached him.

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I know, i probably only have one person who ever looks at my blog, lmao. I was working on Chapter 12, and one of my readers/reviewers mentioned this piece really didn't really fit in the Chapter well, so i cut it and thought "Why not post it as an extra?" So here it is, please enjoy.

APOV (Angela)

Sitting in Bella’s room, watching Alice and Jessica face-off over who should “prepare” her for her date was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. Yes, I’ll admit it; my life lacks excitement most of the time. But this situation was hilarious! Jessica assumed that Alice’s childlike and sweet demeanor meant she would be easy to push around. Alice was much stronger willed and stubborn that you would imagine, however. She easily turned the argument around, explaining to Jess that she should do Bella’s hair, because Alice was ‘not so good with the iron and might burn her’. The reverse psychology worked beautifully. Jessica smirked, and got busy with her task, while Bella just went with the flow of things, obviously not wanting to upset any of her friends.

Bella had a type of shyness that made her seem mysterious. She didn’t want attention, ever, preferring being in the background. It worked to her advantage, because it made you want to know what she was hiding. Being shy never worked for me like it did for Bella. Being extremely intelligent sealed the geek deal. Miss Angela Weber, nerd central, that’s me. I always hid behind my hideous glasses. Yep, they are god-awful, but it keeps me from having to deal with rejection since people tend not to notice me as much. I would never call myself pretty, but I don’t think I am drop dead ugly. I just don’t have any idea how to be a girly girl. Makeup and fashion are not my friends. It just proves that smart people aren’t good at everything. So instead of looking for romance, I watch it from a distance, gaining pleasure from other people’s happiness.

Anyone with eyes could see there was a special spark between Edward and Bella. The tender scene between the two of them at lunch today was straight out of a movie. Surrounded by people, Edward gathered her close to him, gazed at her adoringly, and ran his hands along her arms with slow tantalizing movements. His touch seemed gentle and featherlight, as if she was a fragile piece of crystal that could break with a whisper. As his head descended towards her, I was sure they were going to kiss, right there in the cafeteria! Instead he nuzzled her nose with his, in a sweet Eskimo kiss, and rested his head on hers for a moment. He made such a childlike gesture look sexy and arousing. His stance seemed bittersweet, like he was holding himself back. His expression looked tortured, like his need for her was greater than any other force on earth. What I wouldn’t do for someone to treat me with such adoration, such love!

Bella’s expression seemed dazed, as if she was in a trance of some kind. It was a common effect of close proximity to Edward. When he talked to me earlier, I swear he could have asked me to jump in front of a car and I would have done so. His voice lapped over you like waves teasing the shore, catching your mind in the current and pulling you slowly in. I held my breath when he asked her out in person, hoping she wasn’t going to be stupid enough to say no. It rushed out in my sigh of relief as she agreed to go, thankful that my artless questioning of Bella about him didn’t ruin everything for him. He kissed her gently and released her, his eyes promising more in the evening to come.

This date better turn out well. Bella deserves to be happy. Her happiness is crucial to me; she is my best and only true friend. She went out of her way to make conversation with me and attempted to build my confidence, even though she was the new kid and should be more nervous than me about fitting in. Bella seemed to fit in just fine, and could have cared less if everyone ignored her. The hottest guys in Forks panted after her like dogs. The girls all envied her, especially over Edward. He was hot enough to melt glass! Jess was one of the worst of them all, because she called herself Bella’s friend, but I knew deep down she didn’t think this “infatuation” on Edward’s part would last long and hoped to whisk him away from her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that Edward looked at Jessica like he knew her true, bitchy and jealous personality.

She boasted about how she was going to make Bella “look amazing” for her date, when I knew she would end up making her look sleazy instead. Jessica was pretty, but most of the pretty was paint, covering a dull, lifeless canvas. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to wake up in the morning to see her unpainted face. One might go into shock! I grimaced inwardly, imagining her new look once Jessica was done her “masterpiece”. When we pulled up to Chief Swan’s house however, there was a shiny black car in the driveway, Dr. Cullen’s car. Did Edward come to pick her up early? Why didn’t he drive his Volvo?

Jess practically fell out of her car in her rush to get to the door. I followed behind slowly, curious as to what awaited us inside. Bella answered the door almost immediately, still in her baggy school clothes. She invited us in, and headed immediately upstairs, towards her room. “So which one of you called Alice?” she asked, never looking back at us. “She showed up 20 minutes ago, clothes and beautician bag in tow.” She joked, seemingly unbothered by Alice’s enthusiasm.

Oh God, this should be priceless!

Jessica stumbled on the stairs; I never recalled her being so clumsy before. “Alice is here?!” she exclaimed. “How did she know we were coming over?” she asked testily. Bella looked back at us, confused.

“Oh, well maybe Edward told her we were going out tonight and to come beautify me.” She laughed at that. “I guess I can use all the help I can get, right?”

Dear Lord in heaven! Is the girl blind?

I rolled my eyes at her comment; she was bloody ridiculous! Was she truly clueless to how attractive guys found her? Bella was classically beautiful, with delicate features and porcelain doll skin. I would give anything to trade places with her in the looks department, most girls would. Especially if it served you up a hot plate of Edward Cullen, a la carte!

Just for you, anyone who happens to visit here. I have been having a bit of problem with my blog page. I need to find a better template i think... Anywho...

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Edward led me to a small dining table in the kitchen, set up for two.

“Isn't your family eating with us?” I inquired.

He looked at me and grinned, “No. They already ate. Just you and me I am afraid.” He seemed to find something incredibly amusing.

He pulled the chair out for me, being very much the gentleman. The meal looked amazing. He served a roasted chicken breast, with scalloped potatoes and green beans; it smelled heavenly. I wondered who prepared it. Esme, most likely. I caught her peeking into the kitchen from the other room, probably watching to gauge my reaction to her cooking. I realized as I started to eat that I shouldn't be here. Edward was going to attempt to bend me to his will, and I did not want to be bent.

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It's a tease, isn't it???? Hopefully it will be up tonight, it is coming together quite nicely right now. already 1700+ words though, might be a long bugger. :)

Firecr0th mentioned me in her blog the other day. I was so flattered!!!! I posted a sneak peek of Chapter 11 as a comment on her page. Thanks so much! It makes me so happy that people enjoy reading my story; it is the only reason i continue to write it. I have lots of ideas too, so it is not about to be over any time soon!

If you want to see the sneak peek, please check out her blog at http://webiteprettyhard.blogspot.com/2009/08/rant-wednesday-or-not.html

I am hoping Chapter 11 will be done today, latest tomorrow morning.

Sorry for the delay, I was having some issues with chapter 10. It should be posted today, as well as 11, I hope! Both are half way done; the funny part is chapter 11 was written when i got stuck on 10...

I don't know if anyone checks my blog, but if so you should be happy to see new content later today!

I finished chapter nine this morning, but i am not crazy about it. I am contemplating rewriting it. Edward thinks i need to make him hotter, if that is possible. lol. Anyway, I had a couple brainstorms to throw in, and am working on re-writing this chap today. I don't want Edward to loose his edge, and Bella is not as dazzled as i want her to be. Wish me luck! Hopefully Chap 9 will be up by monday.

This chap will be Bella's pov, and is pretty much together, just not quite ready to post it yet. It takes place at school, where her and Edward are going to have some interaction time. I have been sitting on it, because other twists keep forming in my storyline, like ivy winding around a banister. Hopefully it will be posted monday.

Beach party babes!! I am having lots of fun with this one so far, 951 words already in Miss Bells POV so far. It may be really long, warning... But i think you all might enjoy that... Hoping to post tonight or tomorrow am.

For any of my readers I am working diligently on Ch. 3 of my current tale. Hopefully I will be able to post it this weekend. If not, fear not it will be out by Monday. As always, all constructive criticism/reviews are appreciated. I write not only for myself but to please you all as much as possible (within my limitations - Edward will be possessive and dominant ~ darker than the book/movie Edward).

Hey all, just created my very own blog page. This blog is focused on fan-fiction love, and my attempts to amuse you all with my creative muse.

I started my first "baby" the other day, A Twisted Twilight Tale. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5235800/1/A_Twisted_Twilight_Tale. I really hope that readers enjoy it. My goal is to do my own twisted version of the stories, starting with Twilight. Warning to all that it may not end like the actual book, nor will the sequels, if i get that far.